tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
another CraftyIntention’s pattern that i’ve been meaning to do for a while. a challenge, but a fun one!
I have used their patterns before! They are very well done, and thoroughly photographed to be easier to follow. Their feather designs are just beautiful.
[id: a crochet Microraptor. It is light brown, with feathers in various shades of blue on its head, its limbs, and its tail.]
Comics timelines are so funny because whenever I feel like college is taking forever I have to remember Dick Grayson went to university in 1969 and dropped out in 1980 and after all that they revealed he’d only been there for one semester. Well no wonder he dropped out, I would also drop out if one college semester took me a decade.
Dick: Do you ever think about the dog they sent into space and how lonely it must have been? And then it just died alone. I might be crying about the dog they sent to space who died alone.
Jason: You’re being hyperempathetic again, I see.
Dick: IT WAS ALL ALONE AND THEN IT DIED. Alone, Jason. No one to answer when she whines, no one to fuss her or hug her or play with her. That poor dog… at least it’s a living sentient thing this time.
Jason: And not the fucking Titanic.
Dick: The Titanic’s wreck must be so lonely.
Jason: The Titanic has bodies for company.
Dick: But the bodies are dead and disintegrated. It’s all alone.
Jason: The dead are excellent company, thank you. But also, I am fairly sure there is at least one fish in The Titanic.
Dick: That is true.
Jason: Failing that, James Cameron in a submarine.
I’m going to attempt to caption this. This man talks fast and puts a lot into a minute.
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Bruce enters the room, clearly agitated.
Bruce: “Alright, which one of you motherfuckers did it?”
Tim Drake, slightly alarmed: “Woah, Bruce, you doin’ good?”
Bruce, so very annoyed: “Nah, nunununu, shut the fuck up. Which one of you did it!?”
Jason Todd: “Well, that very much depends on what the fuck you’re asking about.”
Dick Grayson: “Yeah, what he said. ‘Cause honestly I’ve done like six things in the last four hours alone that could probably tempt that response.”
Bruce, done with his children: “Confess, or I call Alfred in here and he’ll make you tell me.”
Time Drake, calling bullshit: “Nah, nah you’re bluffing. You wouldn’t dare.”
Bruce: “Alfr-”
Tim Drake, cutting him off, afraid now: “Me and Stephanie convinced Damien that petting zoos were like free yard sales for barn animals.”
Bruce, surprised: “I’m sorry you did fucking what!?”
Dick Grayson: “No, no that’s not it. Uh, the villains from the Silver Age that you thought disappeared didn’t. I just fight them alone and don’t tell you about it because I don’t want you to break all of their bones.”
Bruce, taken back slightly: “Jesus Christ, I’m not that violent, am I?”
Jason Todd: “A little while ago I replaced Two-Face’s coin with an identical replica that’s weighted so that it will always land with unscarred side face up.”
Bruce, shocked: “Is that why we haven’t heard from him in like three months?”
Tim Drake: “I painted all of Jason’s helmets blue.”
Dick Grayson: “And I replaced all of his guns with water pistols.”
Jason Todd: “I replaced all of Tim’s coffee with decaf.”
Tim Drake, angrily: “You what!?”
Bruce cuts in: “Alright, enough Jesus. I was asking which one of you told Superman that if he exposes more skin he’ll get more sun radiation. He’s out there in a fucking Speedo.”
Dick Grayson, laughing: “Oh, yeah, that was me.”
Bruce: “Alright, great, come fix this.”
Dick Grayson: “Sounds to me like there ain’t a situation that needs fixing.”
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